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Valjylmyr

Age/Gender: 16, Male
Location: Delaware, USA

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Sign-Up Date:
8/15/07

Level: 11
Aura: Light

Rank: Town Watch
Blams: 9
Saves: 138
Rank #: 46,700

Whistle Status: Normal

Exp. Points: 1,110 / 1,350
Exp. Rank #: 32,603
Voting Pow.: 5.27 votes

BBS Posts: 4,761 (5.67 per day)
Flash Reviews: 13
Music Reviews: 10
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0

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Score: 8
Winter Rider

"Lots of fun!"

submission: Winter Rider
date: February 1, 2009

This is a great game. I've always loved these types of games and this is certainly no exception!

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Score: 1
Simple Jet Flyer

"Addicting for a full of 5 seconds"

submission: Simple Jet Flyer
date: January 28, 2009

This game didn't really catch me. Maybe add something like a scoring system or more obsticles.

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Score: 10
Awesome Center Redux

"True genius"

date: December 8, 2008

I loved how you voiced the motorcycle...

Yet another Awesome cartoon that joins the ranks of Epic Things I Enjoy.

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Score: 10
Grand Theft Awesome

"This is so true."

date: October 2, 2008

I literally fell out of my chair because I was laughing so hard. You won't believe how many times stuff like this has happened to me.

Shoot the noob!

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Score: 0
Awesome Grounds

"This is just awful."

submission: Awesome Grounds
date: October 2, 2008

This wasn't funny at all. The idea behind it was funny, but the jokes didn't make me laugh. I couldn't even get through the entire thing, it was that bad. You won't get any of the jokes in Egoraptor's Awesome movies unless you've actaully played the games he's mocking, which, by the sound of it, you haven't.

Also, it was hard to hear. Project your voice more, it was barely audible and my speakers were crackling because I had them turned up so high. And try to sound more like Egoraptor. Make your voice lighter and hit sharper consonants.

The animation was poor as well. You just made ER move his mouth and put incoherent vocals over it.

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Score: 9
"Sentence Generator"

"Just wow..."

date: April 19, 2008

Mine went just a little too perfect...
The Muslim waited for the chainsaw because it was wise.

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Score: 7
"Cool-Points Calculator3

"185"

date: October 4, 2007

Your flash called me a nab. What? Yes. A nab. I got 185 points. I tried getting the highest, and I managed 200. When I did the lowest, I managed to get -45. I think I fail at Newgrounds.

October 5, 2007

Author's Response:

"Nab" means "noob", and the highest you can get is 2000.

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Score: 7
teddy is not your friend

"Interesting..."

date: September 16, 2007

Pointless, yet interesting.

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Score: 8
the NG Calculator

"I'm worth NaN."

submission: the NG Calculator
date: September 13, 2007

Seriously, it said I was worth $NaN...

What's that mean?

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Score: 10
Aladdin 3150

"I bet you're proud of yourself."

submission: Aladdin 3150
date: September 2, 2007

Because you damn should be. Never have I seen a flash so mind blowing. The artwork was incredible, but one thing that was a pain was the lag. Also, in the beginning, when he was walking on the sand, it would have felt more 'human' if the sand was displaced, maybe?

Anyway, this was an amazing flash. Great job.

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