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Valjylmyr

Fun with Omegle.

Posted by Valjylmyr Jun. 19, 2009 @ 3:02 PM EDT

So, I was on Omegle today, and I found somebody who really needs to learn that internet arguing always results in failure, regardless of the topic at hand.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: he
Stranger: hey*
You: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Stranger: do you have autism
Stranger: faggot
You: You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
Stranger: seriously dude meet me in town or something
You: Hmm...
Stranger: i wanna beat your face in for that
You: Are you sure?
You: Beating people up because they have more intelligents than you is bad.
Stranger: yea thats why you spelled INTELLIGENCE WRONG DUMB FAGGOT now im comin to your house you better call 911 ahead of time
Stranger: faggot
You: Yeah, okay. I'll be waiting with my .45.
You: You're just jellyous of my superior intelligents.
Stranger: yea ok tough guy, i swear dog, il blow your brains out you dont even know me dog
You: You seem like an internet tough guy.
You: AE hates people like you.
Stranger: yea i seem like the internet tough guy thats about to come blow your brains out faggot,
You: Do you even know what a .45 is?
Stranger: yea its a gun idiot my little sister has a .45
You: Your little sister?
You: Is that even legal?
Stranger: yea i sent her for me, so shes gonna kill you, is that alright
You: So know you're too chickenshit to do it yourself?
You: now*
Stranger: ok dog i was just kiddin but im dead serious now, you better be ready, you better get your boys cuz im goin all out
Stranger: faggot
You: You're dead now?
You: Okay, you did my job for me.
Stranger: i said serious i said, are you retarded seriously, dude come meet me in town, at 5 o clock, think im kiddin,
Stranger: faggot
Stranger: you got a small penis, dont you
You: Are you some type of thirteen year old boy who's using his parents' computer and thinks his Xbawks is a first gen?
You: You're the type of people that make PSN unenjoyable.
Stranger: you know what, whats your number dog
You: So, was my prediction right?
Stranger: yea exactly, so whats your number, you scared of a little 13 year old
Stranger: whos got a bigger cock than you
Stranger: faggot
Stranger: and got a better girl
Stranger: and got you r mom
You: So you admit to being a thirteen year old?
Stranger: il keep goin faggot
Stranger: yea, and are yo gonna admit gettin your butt whooped when im done
Stranger: faggot
Stranger: im 16
You: At least I can type correctly.
Stranger: what did i type wrong, cuz whatever it is tell yo gurl cuz shes the one who taught me
Stranger: while i was bangin her
You: Ha, funny, I don't have a girlfriend.
Stranger: hahahhaha thats what i thought, just checkin, lonely faggot, are you still a virgin, cuz you gotta get laid dude
Stranger: peace

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4 Comments

Jun. 21, 2009 | 11:36 PM RiuTenshin says:

That wasn't... you know what? Just, no..

Jun. 22, 2009 | 11:43 AM Valjylmyr responds:

Well, you're a panda.


Jul. 21, 2009 | 10:04 PM foxkitaxel says:

Well that was weird and pointless.

Jul. 23, 2009 | 6:09 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Not unlike your mum.


Jul. 23, 2009 | 8:12 AM NecroLordOfChaos says:

lmfao!
that was freaking hilarious!!
moar moar!! I could read it forever!!

Jul. 23, 2009 | 6:09 PM Valjylmyr responds:

MOAR


Dec. 6, 2009 | 1:07 AM RiuTenshin says:

HOLY SHIT I JUST FOUND OUT I WAS A PANDA.
AWESOME.

Dec. 6, 2009 | 10:33 PM Valjylmyr responds:

I MUST HAVE SEX WITH YOU.

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