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Posted by Valjylmyr Oct. 11, 2008 @ 6:31 PM EDT

This post has 79 comments.

Updated: 11/21/09 5:57 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

The People Have Spoken

79 Comments

Oct. 12, 2008 | 9:44 PM Kitten-of-Annoyance says:

not anymore.........

Oct. 12, 2008 | 9:59 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Au contraire, my good friend.

Oct. 12, 2008 | 10:08 PM Kitten-of-Annoyance says:

now it has two.....^__^ oh ha I'm funny....not...

Oct. 13, 2008 | 2:47 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Indeed.

Oct. 14, 2008 | 6:21 PM saqwert says:

wat

Oct. 14, 2008 | 7:11 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Hoho.

Oct. 14, 2008 | 7:28 PM aninjaman says:

what happens now?

Oct. 14, 2008 | 8:29 PM Valjylmyr responds:

I respond.

Oct. 15, 2008 | 9:12 PM Archon68 says:

not anymore...

Oct. 16, 2008 | 3:29 PM Valjylmyr responds:

I win.

Oct. 16, 2008 | 6:49 PM saqwert says:

no.

Oct. 16, 2008 | 7:06 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Yes.

Oct. 16, 2008 | 9:26 PM thenewbies says:

This comment has an author's response.

Oct. 17, 2008 | 9:04 PM Valjylmyr responds:

No it doesn't.

Aww, dammit.

Updated: Oct. 18, 2008, 1:11 AM
Oct. 16, 2008 | 10:52 PM Franklin-Moore says:

it has 8 you faggot....well 9 now

Oct. 17, 2008 | 9:05 PM Valjylmyr responds:

But... you...

YOU'RE GAY!!!

Oct. 18, 2008 | 1:39 AM J-Flash says:

Dont forget to take your aids medicine

Oct. 18, 2008 | 8:34 AM Valjylmyr responds:

Don't forget to take your face medicine.

Oct. 18, 2008 | 11:14 AM Eclipse914 says:

NEVAR! 11 COMMMENTS, AWAY!

That is all

Oct. 18, 2008 | 9:01 PM Valjylmyr responds:

</insert racial comback>

Oct. 19, 2008 | 1:24 AM GhostRadar says:

No picture ? you should make a picture man

Oct. 19, 2008 | 1:46 PM Valjylmyr responds:

No homo ? You should be a homo man

Oct. 19, 2008 | 12:32 PM Freaki-boy92 says:

13, bitches!

Oct. 19, 2008 | 1:46 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Valjylmyr, bitches!

Oct. 20, 2008 | 11:21 AM cappyfalcon says:

riorr! i'm a lion!!!

Oct. 20, 2008 | 3:57 PM Valjylmyr responds:

And an idiot. Don't forget that one.

Oct. 20, 2008 | 5:44 PM saqwert says:

CHAWKLAT

Oct. 20, 2008 | 10:22 PM Valjylmyr responds:

ololololololololo

Oct. 20, 2008 | 10:33 PM Serbian-terrorist says:

OH SHI-

Oct. 21, 2008 | 7:15 PM Valjylmyr responds:

What I believe you meant to say was, "OH SNAFUU"

Oct. 22, 2008 | 9:36 PM lilcheeselad says:

NOT ANYMORE BITCH

Oct. 23, 2008 | 4:23 PM Valjylmyr responds:

i c wut u did thar...

Oct. 24, 2008 | 1:03 AM kokonut10 says:

Not anymore!!

Oct. 24, 2008 | 10:08 PM Valjylmyr responds:

You're so original.

Nov. 4, 2008 | 6:42 PM PivotAL6 says:

Balls in your face

Nov. 4, 2008 | 7:43 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Spheres in your general head area

Nov. 4, 2008 | 7:51 PM SuperShad says:

THIS IS SPARTA

Nov. 4, 2008 | 8:05 PM Valjylmyr responds:

THIS IS MY PAGE

Nov. 4, 2008 | 7:57 PM TheSilverGuitar says:

It has 20.

Now it has 21.

Nov. 4, 2008 | 8:06 PM Valjylmyr responds:

You have a face.

Now you have AIDS.

Nov. 4, 2008 | 9:12 PM The-Great-One says:

It now has 22 comments.

Nov. 5, 2008 | 8:09 PM Valjylmyr responds:

You m now had 22 butts.

Nov. 5, 2008 | 10:45 AM nurglerot says:

23 actually

Nov. 5, 2008 | 8:11 PM Valjylmyr responds:

This comment is special. And not mentally special. It's like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what ever happened to Regular K?

Nov. 5, 2008 | 6:16 PM Killer-Lemon-Ink says:

i was told that is i commented this i would get gold

Nov. 5, 2008 | 8:12 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Only sterling silver, sorry.

Nov. 5, 2008 | 8:34 PM saqwert says:

I AM THE KING OF SPACE

Nov. 5, 2008 | 8:39 PM Valjylmyr responds:

You are the king of...

Wait a tic...

We never finished our fisticuffs match! HAVE AT YOU!

Nov. 5, 2008 | 8:54 PM saqwert says:

AS YOU WISH, BUT I MUST WARN YOU, MY PILLOW WIELDING SKILLS ARE FAR SUPERIOR

Nov. 5, 2008 | 8:58 PM Valjylmyr responds:

That may be, but I have a nightgown that is .0000000001 centimeters thicker than yours, which means I have a .0000000001 percent advantage over you.

Nov. 5, 2008 | 9:20 PM saqwert says:

BLAST. Your treachery knows no bounds

Nov. 5, 2008 | 10:31 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Blast? Dammit, we agreed no bombs! Curse you, Saqwert!

Nov. 5, 2008 | 9:22 PM PinkFoydZeppelin says:

Twenty eight.

Nov. 5, 2008 | 10:32 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Toaster. What are we doing?

Nov. 6, 2008 | 8:25 PM PWN411N00BS12 says:

hello 29

Nov. 6, 2008 | 8:45 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Salutations 2573

Nov. 6, 2008 | 9:07 PM ChickenReaper says:

not anymore (you're going to delete this aren't you)

Nov. 7, 2008 | 5:40 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Don't you see how I'm doing this?

Nov. 6, 2008 | 10:04 PM Achilles2 says:

*cough* 39

Nov. 7, 2008 | 5:41 PM Valjylmyr responds:

This failure is worthy of a facepalm.

*facepalm*

Nov. 6, 2008 | 10:05 PM Achilles2 says:

Or, I mean 31

...now 32

Nov. 7, 2008 | 5:41 PM Valjylmyr responds:

No comment.

Nov. 7, 2008 | 12:26 AM UfaKefe says:

Thirty-three

Nov. 7, 2008 | 5:41 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Six thousand fourty nine

Nov. 7, 2008 | 6:54 PM ZiggyZack99 says:

OK.

Nov. 7, 2008 | 9:27 PM Valjylmyr responds:

LT.

Nov. 7, 2008 | 11:04 PM BloodStrike21 says:

HAHAHAHA It has 35 now.

Nov. 8, 2008 | 12:29 PM Valjylmyr responds:

That's right, very good!

Nov. 7, 2008 | 11:33 PM Exodus212 says:

Now it has....35!

Nov. 8, 2008 | 12:29 PM Valjylmyr responds:

learn2count

Nov. 7, 2008 | 11:34 PM Exodus212 says:

Now it has 37

Nov. 8, 2008 | 12:30 PM Valjylmyr responds:

So do you. You have 37.

Nov. 8, 2008 | 12:35 PM saqwert says:

I WON

Nov. 8, 2008 | 7:42 PM Valjylmyr responds:

NO! I DEMAND A REMATCH!!

Two on two now. You and Sawke against me and a clone of myself.

Nov. 8, 2008 | 1:23 PM TheSilverGuitar says:

39, FUCKER!

*whispers* saw-wee.

Nov. 8, 2008 | 7:42 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Thirty nine molester.

Nov. 8, 2008 | 8:12 PM Arctic-Zone says:

Oh, hey! I'm here to change the number of comments! Done!

Nov. 9, 2008 | 3:44 PM Valjylmyr responds:

And I'm here to change the news post from 38 to 40.

Nov. 9, 2008 | 4:27 PM Xarnor says:

no u

Nov. 9, 2008 | 4:31 PM Valjylmyr responds:

</response>

Nov. 12, 2008 | 9:14 AM BlackPT says:

41?? ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?

Nov. 12, 2008 | 7:06 PM Valjylmyr responds:

You crazy, Jesus! YA CRAZY!!!

Nov. 15, 2008 | 4:38 PM AnonymousAlchemist says:

Good job. I'm sorry I don't have any cookies for you.

Nov. 15, 2008 | 4:54 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Uhh... good job with what?

Nov. 17, 2008 | 11:39 PM Riraito says:

Click click.

Nov. 18, 2008 | 9:28 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Type type.

Nov. 21, 2008 | 11:11 PM puddinN64 says:

Level 20 powers activate!

Nov. 22, 2008 | 10:38 AM Valjylmyr responds:

I will smite you with my God's Hammer, which has a Smite ability.

Nov. 24, 2008 | 3:22 PM The-Great-One says:

Not anymore.

46

Nov. 24, 2008 | 9:32 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Hmm. I see your logic Great One. You have inspired me to change 45 to 46.

Dec. 1, 2008 | 11:16 PM VI-Chuckles-IV says:

Let Jesus into your heart so he can rape you.

Dec. 3, 2008 | 8:55 PM Valjylmyr responds:

No, that's my uncle's job.

Dec. 30, 2008 | 6:45 PM Calcos says:

AND ANOTHER ONE NOW PRAISE MY AWESOMENESS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jan. 7, 2009 | 11:08 PM Valjylmyr responds:

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

Jan. 1, 2009 | 2:59 PM 1337Bob says:

Commented

Jan. 7, 2009 | 11:09 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Responded

Jan. 3, 2009 | 3:32 PM PerfectRandomness says:

News
Posted by Valjylmyr
Oct. 11, 2008 @ 6:31 PM EDT

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Jan. 7, 2009 | 11:09 PM Valjylmyr responds:

i c wut u did thar...

Jan. 20, 2009 | 8:22 PM Deaththe14th says:

bwahaham fifty-ONE!
unless you can delete them... oh well, I'll've had my moment!

Jan. 21, 2009 | 7:13 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Yeah, I can delete them. Incidently, the pointer is hovering over the 'Delete' button... don't piss me off.

Jan. 20, 2009 | 9:56 PM WATCHurFLAG says:

Let me add to that. I have about 60 out of about 70 on Timmy's Single Newspost.

Jan. 21, 2009 | 7:13 PM Valjylmyr responds:

I don't get it.

Jan. 21, 2009 | 6:16 PM aninjaman says:

dont delete my comment

Jan. 21, 2009 | 7:13 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Dammit, do people not get what I'm doing right now?

Jan. 24, 2009 | 6:55 PM Drakim says:

It's pretty obvious that you are editing your claim for the number of comments.

As I post this, the post says "Updated: 01/21/09 7:14 PM" and the post says "This post has 53 comments."

If it's changed, then my comment has been compromised.

Jan. 25, 2009 | 4:14 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Uh, durr.

Mar. 13, 2009 | 11:34 PM TheSilverGuitar says:

POSTED ON MAH BIRFDAH

Mar. 15, 2009 | 9:59 PM Valjylmyr responds:

RESPONDED 2 DAYS AFTAH YA BERFDAY

Mar. 16, 2009 | 7:06 PM elementell says:

This post has 56 comments.

Mar. 18, 2009 | 5:34 PM Valjylmyr responds:

This response is a lie.

Mar. 19, 2009 | 9:50 PM Makeshift says:

no@ONDOINWE

Mar. 20, 2009 | 9:44 AM Valjylmyr responds:

No at on doin we? Are those words?

Mar. 21, 2009 | 3:51 PM 3lmatto says:

This newspost sucks.

Mar. 25, 2009 | 5:02 PM Valjylmyr responds:

YOU SUCK.

Mar. 21, 2009 | 4:49 PM lunardragon96 says:

HEY

Mar. 25, 2009 | 5:02 PM Valjylmyr responds:

O HAY.

Mar. 21, 2009 | 4:49 PM lunardragon96 says:

DICKS HAVE PROTEIN

Mar. 25, 2009 | 5:02 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Uh, sure. Keep telling yourself that. Meanwhile, I'm going to go do something important like eating babies. :D

Mar. 21, 2009 | 11:26 PM H-i-m-s-e-l-f says:

I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba die.

Mar. 25, 2009 | 5:03 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Blue in what way? Blue as in your semen is blue? That's unhealthy, dude. You need to see a doctor NOW.

Mar. 23, 2009 | 6:55 PM JoeNelly says:

Sup?

Mar. 25, 2009 | 5:03 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Not much, all those babies I've been eating are giving me a stomachache.

Mar. 25, 2009 | 5:28 PM TheSilverGuitar says:

No, I meant the actual post was made on MAH BERFDAY

Mar. 25, 2009 | 11:28 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Your birthday is October 11th? I'll remember that.

Mar. 26, 2009 | 8:38 PM X-Gary-Gigax-X says:

penis

Mar. 28, 2009 | 12:03 AM Valjylmyr responds:

vagina

Mar. 26, 2009 | 9:23 PM Viridis says:

65 - Error - Your comment was too short. Please add more and try again.

Mar. 28, 2009 | 12:03 AM Valjylmyr responds:

66

Damn, same error.

Mar. 27, 2009 | 7:43 AM CardboardBox says:

Suicide is bad

Mar. 28, 2009 | 12:04 AM Valjylmyr responds:

Not if you're on drugs.

Mar. 28, 2009 | 10:59 AM Demonator911 says:

HUH? WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?

Mar. 30, 2009 | 4:26 PM Valjylmyr responds:

HEY! WHOSE FOOTPRINTS ARE THESE?

Mar. 30, 2009 | 6:00 PM jjrmet says:

GOBLEDEGOOP

Mar. 30, 2009 | 9:03 PM Valjylmyr responds:

GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER GOOBER YEAH.

Mar. 31, 2009 | 6:44 PM Skraal2099 says:

C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

Mar. 31, 2009 | 9:06 PM Valjylmyr responds:

FREEZE! CONTINUE YOUR COMBO!

Apr. 2, 2009 | 6:27 PM 56325 says:

MUAHAHAHAHA what are you going do to about this?

Apr. 2, 2009 | 8:25 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Bang your mother.

Updated: Jun. 12, 2009, 7:57 PM
Jun. 29, 2009 | 1:12 AM bloodychainsaw1 says:

no longer/

Jun. 29, 2009 | 3:13 PM Valjylmyr responds:

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

Aug. 25, 2009 | 11:57 AM The-Great-One says:

Are we at 70 yet?

Aug. 31, 2009 | 6:52 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Da. Er, fuck, not any more.

Oct. 15, 2009 | 10:21 PM GimmeaBanana says:

Please... i'm gonna die... i need.... I need to critique someone.... flashes.... Must RATE!!!.....Ughnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Oct. 16, 2009 | 5:31 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Ugh take woman back to cave

Oct. 17, 2009 | 10:31 AM wafflecake12 says:

cocks.

Oct. 17, 2009 | 8:09 PM Valjylmyr responds:

cocks.

Oct. 24, 2009 | 3:12 AM FurryDemon says:

PRIZE PLZ >:C

Oct. 24, 2009 | 2:09 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Thank you very much for your support, your prize will be shipped within a week.

Oct. 26, 2009 | 9:56 PM xenonmonkey says:

I won the prize and lost the game at the same time!

Oct. 27, 2009 | 4:13 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Sorry, FurryDemon took the last prize. I only had 74 in the office. Hopefully more will be coming before November.

Nov. 12, 2009 | 3:15 PM cool154 says:

Oh, shi-! It does!

...
Oh, whoops.

Nov. 12, 2009 | 3:44 PM Valjylmyr responds:

...

Nov. 18, 2009 | 9:55 PM Chymeraxe says:

Hai thar.

Nov. 18, 2009 | 10:11 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Your name sounds familiar, but I don't really remember where I've seen it before. Then again, I don't want to sound like an asshole when I tell you that you've got the wrong person, but that could also lead to you asking me if I remember that time you peed on the cop after we got pulled over when we were coming home from Denny's. It's like that one time, remember, when you were seriously fucked up at Tom's party and you wanted to drive Kim home, and the two of you got pulled over, and you tried to coerce the cop into an orgy with you and Kim? Yeah, I think I still have the video...

Uh, where was I going with that...

Nov. 18, 2009 | 10:44 PM Spaghetti14 says:

Prostitutes.

Nov. 21, 2009 | 5:57 PM Valjylmyr responds:

What's so special about prostitution? If you ask me, the only thing a woman should be paid for is making me a sandwich.

Nov. 19, 2009 | 9:34 AM WeirdJamFace says:

I'm still waiting for you to reveal the 5 letter word...

Nov. 21, 2009 | 5:56 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Wrong news post, buddy.

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