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Posted by Valjylmyr Oct. 11, 2008 @ 6:31 PM EDT

This post has 75 comments.

Updated: 10/27/09 4:14 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

The People Have Spoken

75 Comments

Oct. 12, 2008 | 9:44 PM Kitten-of-Annoyance says:

not anymore.........

Oct. 12, 2008 | 9:59 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Au contraire, my good friend.

Oct. 12, 2008 | 10:08 PM Kitten-of-Annoyance says:

now it has two.....^__^ oh ha I'm funny....not...

Oct. 13, 2008 | 2:47 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Indeed.

Oct. 14, 2008 | 6:21 PM saqwert says:

wat

Oct. 14, 2008 | 7:11 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Hoho.

Oct. 14, 2008 | 7:28 PM aninjaman says:

what happens now?

Oct. 14, 2008 | 8:29 PM Valjylmyr responds:

I respond.

Oct. 15, 2008 | 9:12 PM Archon68 says:

not anymore...

Oct. 16, 2008 | 3:29 PM Valjylmyr responds:

I win.

Oct. 16, 2008 | 6:49 PM saqwert says:

no.

Oct. 16, 2008 | 7:06 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Yes.

Oct. 16, 2008 | 9:26 PM thenewbies says:

This comment has an author's response.

Oct. 17, 2008 | 9:04 PM Valjylmyr responds:

No it doesn't.

Aww, dammit.

Updated: Oct. 18, 2008, 1:11 AM
Oct. 16, 2008 | 10:52 PM Franklin-Moore says:

it has 8 you faggot....well 9 now

Oct. 17, 2008 | 9:05 PM Valjylmyr responds:

But... you...

YOU'RE GAY!!!

Oct. 18, 2008 | 1:39 AM J-Flash says:

Dont forget to take your aids medicine

Oct. 18, 2008 | 8:34 AM Valjylmyr responds:

Don't forget to take your face medicine.

Oct. 18, 2008 | 11:14 AM Eclipse914 says:

NEVAR! 11 COMMMENTS, AWAY!

That is all

Oct. 18, 2008 | 9:01 PM Valjylmyr responds:

</insert racial comback>

Oct. 19, 2008 | 1:24 AM GhostRadar says:

No picture ? you should make a picture man

Oct. 19, 2008 | 1:46 PM Valjylmyr responds:

No homo ? You should be a homo man

Oct. 19, 2008 | 12:32 PM Freaki-boy92 says:

13, bitches!

Oct. 19, 2008 | 1:46 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Valjylmyr, bitches!

Oct. 20, 2008 | 11:21 AM cappyfalcon says:

riorr! i'm a lion!!!

Oct. 20, 2008 | 3:57 PM Valjylmyr responds:

And an idiot. Don't forget that one.

Oct. 20, 2008 | 5:44 PM saqwert says:

CHAWKLAT

Oct. 20, 2008 | 10:22 PM Valjylmyr responds:

ololololololololo

Oct. 20, 2008 | 10:33 PM Serbian-terrorist says:

OH SHI-

Oct. 21, 2008 | 7:15 PM Valjylmyr responds:

What I believe you meant to say was, "OH SNAFUU"

Oct. 22, 2008 | 9:36 PM lilcheeselad says:

NOT ANYMORE BITCH

Oct. 23, 2008 | 4:23 PM Valjylmyr responds:

i c wut u did thar...

Oct. 24, 2008 | 1:03 AM kokonut10 says:

Not anymore!!

Oct. 24, 2008 | 10:08 PM Valjylmyr responds:

You're so original.

Nov. 4, 2008 | 6:42 PM PivotAL6 says:

Balls in your face

Nov. 4, 2008 | 7:43 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Spheres in your general head area

Nov. 4, 2008 | 7:51 PM SuperShad says:

THIS IS SPARTA

Nov. 4, 2008 | 8:05 PM Valjylmyr responds:

THIS IS MY PAGE

Nov. 4, 2008 | 7:57 PM TheSilverGuitar says:

It has 20.

Now it has 21.

Nov. 4, 2008 | 8:06 PM Valjylmyr responds:

You have a face.

Now you have AIDS.

Nov. 4, 2008 | 9:12 PM The-Great-One says:

It now has 22 comments.

Nov. 5, 2008 | 8:09 PM Valjylmyr responds:

You m now had 22 butts.

Nov. 5, 2008 | 10:45 AM nurglerot says:

23 actually

Nov. 5, 2008 | 8:11 PM Valjylmyr responds:

This comment is special. And not mentally special. It's like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what ever happened to Regular K?

Nov. 5, 2008 | 6:16 PM Killer-Lemon-Ink says:

i was told that is i commented this i would get gold

Nov. 5, 2008 | 8:12 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Only sterling silver, sorry.

Nov. 5, 2008 | 8:34 PM saqwert says:

I AM THE KING OF SPACE

Nov. 5, 2008 | 8:39 PM Valjylmyr responds:

You are the king of...

Wait a tic...

We never finished our fisticuffs match! HAVE AT YOU!

Nov. 5, 2008 | 8:54 PM saqwert says:

AS YOU WISH, BUT I MUST WARN YOU, MY PILLOW WIELDING SKILLS ARE FAR SUPERIOR

Nov. 5, 2008 | 8:58 PM Valjylmyr responds:

That may be, but I have a nightgown that is .0000000001 centimeters thicker than yours, which means I have a .0000000001 percent advantage over you.

Nov. 5, 2008 | 9:20 PM saqwert says:

BLAST. Your treachery knows no bounds

Nov. 5, 2008 | 10:31 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Blast? Dammit, we agreed no bombs! Curse you, Saqwert!

Nov. 5, 2008 | 9:22 PM PinkFoydZeppelin says:

Twenty eight.

Nov. 5, 2008 | 10:32 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Toaster. What are we doing?

Nov. 6, 2008 | 8:25 PM PWN411N00BS12 says:

hello 29

Nov. 6, 2008 | 8:45 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Salutations 2573

Nov. 6, 2008 | 9:07 PM ChickenReaper says:

not anymore (you're going to delete this aren't you)

Nov. 7, 2008 | 5:40 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Don't you see how I'm doing this?

Nov. 6, 2008 | 10:04 PM Achilles2 says:

*cough* 39

Nov. 7, 2008 | 5:41 PM Valjylmyr responds:

This failure is worthy of a facepalm.

*facepalm*

Nov. 6, 2008 | 10:05 PM Achilles2 says:

Or, I mean 31

...now 32

Nov. 7, 2008 | 5:41 PM Valjylmyr responds:

No comment.

Nov. 7, 2008 | 12:26 AM UfaKefe says:

Thirty-three

Nov. 7, 2008 | 5:41 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Six thousand fourty nine

Nov. 7, 2008 | 6:54 PM ZiggyZack99 says:

OK.

Nov. 7, 2008 | 9:27 PM Valjylmyr responds:

LT.

Nov. 7, 2008 | 11:04 PM BloodStrike21 says:

HAHAHAHA It has 35 now.

Nov. 8, 2008 | 12:29 PM Valjylmyr responds:

That's right, very good!

Nov. 7, 2008 | 11:33 PM Exodus212 says:

Now it has....35!

Nov. 8, 2008 | 12:29 PM Valjylmyr responds:

learn2count

Nov. 7, 2008 | 11:34 PM Exodus212 says:

Now it has 37

Nov. 8, 2008 | 12:30 PM Valjylmyr responds:

So do you. You have 37.

Nov. 8, 2008 | 12:35 PM saqwert says:

I WON

Nov. 8, 2008 | 7:42 PM Valjylmyr responds:

NO! I DEMAND A REMATCH!!

Two on two now. You and Sawke against me and a clone of myself.

Nov. 8, 2008 | 1:23 PM TheSilverGuitar says:

39, FUCKER!

*whispers* saw-wee.

Nov. 8, 2008 | 7:42 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Thirty nine molester.

Nov. 8, 2008 | 8:12 PM Arctic-Zone says:

Oh, hey! I'm here to change the number of comments! Done!

Nov. 9, 2008 | 3:44 PM Valjylmyr responds:

And I'm here to change the news post from 38 to 40.

Nov. 9, 2008 | 4:27 PM Xarnor says:

no u

Nov. 9, 2008 | 4:31 PM Valjylmyr responds:

</response>

Nov. 12, 2008 | 9:14 AM BlackPT says:

41?? ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?

Nov. 12, 2008 | 7:06 PM Valjylmyr responds:

You crazy, Jesus! YA CRAZY!!!

Nov. 15, 2008 | 4:38 PM AnonymousAlchemist says:

Good job. I'm sorry I don't have any cookies for you.

Nov. 15, 2008 | 4:54 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Uhh... good job with what?

Nov. 17, 2008 | 11:39 PM Riraito says:

Click click.

Nov. 18, 2008 | 9:28 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Type type.

Nov. 21, 2008 | 11:11 PM puddinN64 says:

Level 20 powers activate!

Nov. 22, 2008 | 10:38 AM Valjylmyr responds:

I will smite you with my God's Hammer, which has a Smite ability.

Nov. 24, 2008 | 3:22 PM The-Great-One says:

Not anymore.

46

Nov. 24, 2008 | 9:32 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Hmm. I see your logic Great One. You have inspired me to change 45 to 46.

Dec. 1, 2008 | 11:16 PM VI-Chuckles-IV says:

Let Jesus into your heart so he can rape you.

Dec. 3, 2008 | 8:55 PM Valjylmyr responds:

No, that's my uncle's job.

Dec. 30, 2008 | 6:45 PM Calcos says:

AND ANOTHER ONE NOW PRAISE MY AWESOMENESS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jan. 7, 2009 | 11:08 PM Valjylmyr responds:

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

Jan. 1, 2009 | 2:59 PM 1337Bob says:

Commented

Jan. 7, 2009 | 11:09 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Responded

Jan. 3, 2009 | 3:32 PM PerfectRandomness says:

News
Posted by Valjylmyr
Oct. 11, 2008 @ 6:31 PM EDT

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Jan. 7, 2009 | 11:09 PM Valjylmyr responds:

i c wut u did thar...

Jan. 20, 2009 | 8:22 PM Deaththe14th says:

bwahaham fifty-ONE!
unless you can delete them... oh well, I'll've had my moment!

Jan. 21, 2009 | 7:13 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Yeah, I can delete them. Incidently, the pointer is hovering over the 'Delete' button... don't piss me off.

Jan. 20, 2009 | 9:56 PM WATCHurFLAG says:

Let me add to that. I have about 60 out of about 70 on Timmy's Single Newspost.

Jan. 21, 2009 | 7:13 PM Valjylmyr responds:

I don't get it.

Jan. 21, 2009 | 6:16 PM aninjaman says:

dont delete my comment

Jan. 21, 2009 | 7:13 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Dammit, do people not get what I'm doing right now?

Jan. 24, 2009 | 6:55 PM Drakim says:

It's pretty obvious that you are editing your claim for the number of comments.

As I post this, the post says "Updated: 01/21/09 7:14 PM" and the post says "This post has 53 comments."

If it's changed, then my comment has been compromised.

Jan. 25, 2009 | 4:14 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Uh, durr.

Mar. 13, 2009 | 11:34 PM TheSilverGuitar says:

POSTED ON MAH BIRFDAH

Mar. 15, 2009 | 9:59 PM Valjylmyr responds:

RESPONDED 2 DAYS AFTAH YA BERFDAY

Mar. 16, 2009 | 7:06 PM elementell says:

This post has 56 comments.

Mar. 18, 2009 | 5:34 PM Valjylmyr responds:

This response is a lie.

Mar. 19, 2009 | 9:50 PM Makeshift says:

no@ONDOINWE

Mar. 20, 2009 | 9:44 AM Valjylmyr responds:

No at on doin we? Are those words?

Mar. 21, 2009 | 3:51 PM 3lmatto says:

This newspost sucks.

Mar. 25, 2009 | 5:02 PM Valjylmyr responds:

YOU SUCK.

Mar. 21, 2009 | 4:49 PM lunardragon96 says:

HEY

Mar. 25, 2009 | 5:02 PM Valjylmyr responds:

O HAY.

Mar. 21, 2009 | 4:49 PM lunardragon96 says:

DICKS HAVE PROTEIN

Mar. 25, 2009 | 5:02 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Uh, sure. Keep telling yourself that. Meanwhile, I'm going to go do something important like eating babies. :D

Mar. 21, 2009 | 11:26 PM H-i-m-s-e-l-f says:

I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba die.

Mar. 25, 2009 | 5:03 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Blue in what way? Blue as in your semen is blue? That's unhealthy, dude. You need to see a doctor NOW.

Mar. 23, 2009 | 6:55 PM JoeNelly says:

Sup?

Mar. 25, 2009 | 5:03 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Not much, all those babies I've been eating are giving me a stomachache.

Mar. 25, 2009 | 5:28 PM TheSilverGuitar says:

No, I meant the actual post was made on MAH BERFDAY

Mar. 25, 2009 | 11:28 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Your birthday is October 11th? I'll remember that.

Mar. 26, 2009 | 8:38 PM X-Gary-Gigax-X says:

penis

Mar. 28, 2009 | 12:03 AM Valjylmyr responds:

vagina

Mar. 26, 2009 | 9:23 PM Viridis says:

65 - Error - Your comment was too short. Please add more and try again.

Mar. 28, 2009 | 12:03 AM Valjylmyr responds:

66

Damn, same error.

Mar. 27, 2009 | 7:43 AM CardboardBox says:

Suicide is bad

Mar. 28, 2009 | 12:04 AM Valjylmyr responds:

Not if you're on drugs.

Mar. 28, 2009 | 10:59 AM Demonator911 says:

HUH? WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?

Mar. 30, 2009 | 4:26 PM Valjylmyr responds:

HEY! WHOSE FOOTPRINTS ARE THESE?

Mar. 30, 2009 | 6:00 PM jjrmet says:

GOBLEDEGOOP

Mar. 30, 2009 | 9:03 PM Valjylmyr responds:

GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER GOOBER YEAH.

Mar. 31, 2009 | 6:44 PM Skraal2099 says:

C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

Mar. 31, 2009 | 9:06 PM Valjylmyr responds:

FREEZE! CONTINUE YOUR COMBO!

Apr. 2, 2009 | 6:27 PM 56325 says:

MUAHAHAHAHA what are you going do to about this?

Apr. 2, 2009 | 8:25 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Bang your mother.

Updated: Jun. 12, 2009, 7:57 PM
Jun. 29, 2009 | 1:12 AM bloodychainsaw1 says:

no longer/

Jun. 29, 2009 | 3:13 PM Valjylmyr responds:

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

Aug. 25, 2009 | 11:57 AM The-Great-One says:

Are we at 70 yet?

Aug. 31, 2009 | 6:52 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Da. Er, fuck, not any more.

Oct. 15, 2009 | 10:21 PM GimmeaBanana says:

Please... i'm gonna die... i need.... I need to critique someone.... flashes.... Must RATE!!!.....Ughnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Oct. 16, 2009 | 5:31 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Ugh take woman back to cave

Oct. 17, 2009 | 10:31 AM wafflecake12 says:

cocks.

Oct. 17, 2009 | 8:09 PM Valjylmyr responds:

cocks.

Oct. 24, 2009 | 3:12 AM FurryDemon says:

PRIZE PLZ >:C

Oct. 24, 2009 | 2:09 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Thank you very much for your support, your prize will be shipped within a week.

Oct. 26, 2009 | 9:56 PM xenonmonkey says:

I won the prize and lost the game at the same time!

Oct. 27, 2009 | 4:13 PM Valjylmyr responds:

Sorry, FurryDemon took the last prize. I only had 74 in the office. Hopefully more will be coming before November.

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